Immediately after the election, there of course commenced the usual discussions of voter demographics. White men, the endangered species, ironically voting for the party of climate change denial! Single women for Obama and free contraception! As erudite and fascinating as it all was, what people really want to know is: how did the denizens of Revenge-land vote? Now, for the first time, the exit poll results are available!
First, the Graysons:
Victoria Grayson: The lady likes her luxury. She’s a one-percenter for sure, and she’s married. She's had at least two affairs, and even though she can obviously afford her own birth control, she didn't seem interested in it when she was with David Clarke. Solid Romney vote.
Daniel Grayson: Victoria's son; Amily's former lover and husband-to-be, he wanted to vote Obama to show Amily he's not a complete Grayson but in the end went Romney to protect Grayson Global interests.
Ashley Davenport: former social planner, Amily's former friend, former gf of Tyler, former snitch for Conrad, now Daniel's fiance and hoping to make herself a true official Grayson someday soon, Ashley voted for everyone.
Charlotte Grayson: Finally, for sure, it's Declan! Yes, Declan! It's been him all along! For now.
Conrad Grayson: Third party Initiative candidate, secret ballot. VERY secret.
Next, the folks down at Porter's Bar:
Jack Porter: Jack's a white dude working stiff in New York so he could go either Obama or Romney. But Nolan's his best friend, and Biden forcing Obama's hand on gay marriage tipped the scale: Obama.
Nolan: Ran a SuperPac for Obama. Also was going to hack Romney's Twitter account but Amily called him away at the last minute for revenge-y stuff.
Declan: Just hoping to reach voting age still boning Charlotte & without becoming a felon, if the writers will lay off dicking with his character.
Baby Carl: No one; he's just a cute baby!
Emanda: Whoever Amily told her to vote for.
Kara Clarke: Write-in vote, the White-Haired Man.
Padma Lahari: Her relationship with Nolan will become even more rocky when he finds out she voted Romney. It's a sad truth that people never talk politics before they fall in love. Nolan will hack DemocraticPassions.com to find the perfect mate for himself, but will lose the info on him/her as he is called away by Amily to do revenge-y stuff. In the end he won't mind.
Helen Crowley: It's best you don't know any more than you already do about her.
Satoshi Takeda and Aidan Mathis, as illegal aliens, committed voter fraud. They both voted Obama to undermine Grayson Global.
Did not vote:
Mason Treadwell: is now a felon and behind bars.
Amily Thorne: Amily was busy setting up Mason Treadwell to take the fall for the murder of the white-haired man and and explosion of the jet containing all the evidence, while making Conrad and Victoria think that the Initiative actually did the setting up of Treadwell, so that they are now terrified and will continue to do what the Initiative asks; and was reviewing Revenge Camp fundamentals with Aiden; and didn't make it to the polls before they closed.
Counting Ashley's votes for everyone and the voter fraud votes, we have:
White-Haired Man, 2
Didn't vote, 4
(what, did you forget to count Baby Carl as no-vote?)
Obama/Biden win the Revenge vote over Romney/what'shisname by a narrow margin!